"Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bit. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML"
-FMyLife.com
i was dying when i read this one, and than i realized the seriousness of the situation i would be truly upset if my hamburger were eaten. but than i thought reasonably about this.. and this could never happen to me.. porquoi? parce que i inhale my food.
i guess there is a plus side to being a fast eater :)
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
photoshop
okay last blog of the night..promise.
- i dont know what time zone my blog is under but its 1 am over here
- i just realized even though i always knew that i want photoshop
- why do i want this..so i can make amazing pictures where i can change things appearances
- i wanted to have a fourth bulletpoint
- my other eye is tingling <--good bad? je ne se pas
- i miss the esposito, mon petite ami, mon copain...the list goes on but all referencing the one and only
- i need to paint my nails
- i want to straighten my hair
- i wish i had a longer attention span than a 5 year old
- i really should be doing my work
- i have to be up in 6 hours
- i want to tan. just cuz i'm pale and thats unacceptable
- i somehow broke the tv....again. :(
- i need a book to read <-- a legit one, maybe dracula
- i dont really need a book to read cuz i have two that must be read and have papers written for
- i lied earlier and have decided not to do my work but to go to bed and wing it in class demain
- i'm off to bed. a demain! ciaociao!
et
and i'm still up... grr. HELP!!
s'il vous plait.
ps my eye is 100 percent at least i think it is. yay! but now i'm four eyed again in paris nonetheless. :)
s'il vous plait.
ps my eye is 100 percent at least i think it is. yay! but now i'm four eyed again in paris nonetheless. :)
Mes yeux
Oh i forgot, i think that means eyes maybe eggs. haha whatever, so i have to write this down
so i was wearing my green contacts <--which i love btw anyways in documentary my left eye becomes fuzzy, i mean like as if i were in a dream fuzzy, i think nothing of it i'm just like oh i just need to move my contact, anyways i do that and it doesnt go away.
Than after meeting up with mommy i take my contact out and realize that its still fuzzy and that the problem is my eye itself...yup i started to flip. so then i get home immediately take out my contacts and start rinsing my eye sticking myf inger in it trying to move whatever it is.
fastfoward 10 minutes
it has gotten worse to the point where when i close my right eye (the good eye) i cant see anything but fuzz out the left... now i'm fucked.. especially since my mom looked and she said and i quote "oh you have a white film over your eye" <----- EWWWWWWWW
anyways i decide to chill of the contacts for a while and to relax my eye, maybe its cuz i'm tired or something, even though this has NEVER happened to me before.
anyways i just realized my eye even though still hurts and feels wierd is a lot clearer than it was! is this coincindentally linked with reading twilight? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder
no but for real its better
so i was wearing my green contacts <--which i love btw anyways in documentary my left eye becomes fuzzy, i mean like as if i were in a dream fuzzy, i think nothing of it i'm just like oh i just need to move my contact, anyways i do that and it doesnt go away.
Than after meeting up with mommy i take my contact out and realize that its still fuzzy and that the problem is my eye itself...yup i started to flip. so then i get home immediately take out my contacts and start rinsing my eye sticking myf inger in it trying to move whatever it is.
fastfoward 10 minutes
it has gotten worse to the point where when i close my right eye (the good eye) i cant see anything but fuzz out the left... now i'm fucked.. especially since my mom looked and she said and i quote "oh you have a white film over your eye" <----- EWWWWWWWW
anyways i decide to chill of the contacts for a while and to relax my eye, maybe its cuz i'm tired or something, even though this has NEVER happened to me before.
anyways i just realized my eye even though still hurts and feels wierd is a lot clearer than it was! is this coincindentally linked with reading twilight? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder
no but for real its better
Ma mere est ici a Paris!
yupyup mi mama is here in paris visiting me of course, but its nice to see her!!!
more on that later, so what i just realized after reading another chapter of my addiction, no need to type out the name.. haha, i looked at my hw due tomorrow for art. and realized that a. i have a drawing to do and b. i have a fucking portfolio due in a WEEK!!! i need to get my ass into gear and draw my little heart out. no fo real, i got a C+ as a midterm grade and that is far from acceptable especially from an elective such as art.
so now i'm off to draw,maybe read okay just draw
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
more on that later, so what i just realized after reading another chapter of my addiction, no need to type out the name.. haha, i looked at my hw due tomorrow for art. and realized that a. i have a drawing to do and b. i have a fucking portfolio due in a WEEK!!! i need to get my ass into gear and draw my little heart out. no fo real, i got a C+ as a midterm grade and that is far from acceptable especially from an elective such as art.
so now i'm off to draw,
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Friday, April 17, 2009
funny quote
"Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and gave them a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
"
FMyLife.com
FMyLife.com
shopping
so, i thought i should update my blog since I've been a bad girl and havent written anything for a while.
Well first off lets just say I'm really doing this because I'm procrastinating on doing my paper that is due on Tuesday about heels <--- cool topic right? oui, mais now i have to research it and then write about it <--- lame,anyways my goal for tonight is to get some research done and 3 pages typed *minimum* its going to happen. than tomorrow i will get another 3-4 done and sunday i will finish. I got it planned out.
on other news, I'm all alone in the house, jeremy is out on spring break. I cant wait for him to get back because even though i'm not scared like the first time he left, i miss him terribly. and he keeps me in check. If he were here i would probably already have this paper done :(
AND my ankle hurts which is no good, cuz i dont have time to go to the doctor. I actually just called some and all the offices were closed, <--not cool. I'm going to try and call again tomorrow.
So today I met up with Jess and had our weekly lunch. Today we went to go get a yummy bo bon <------- LOVE IT. then we decided to go shopping and i bought some cute dresses and a jacket woot woot. i did get something productive (school related) done during this time, jess helped me film for my documentary of dolls and an antique shop. I loved it, got some good stuff and i actually got the man's voice which was good.
ok random thought have to do crunches and i'm listening to music.
Playlist:
Ex Lover is Dead - Star
Twilight - Vanessa Carlton (no relation to the book)
Fidelity - Regina Spektor
Clocks - Coldplay
Someplace only we know - Keane
do you see the slow song ness of my play list tis crazy
Well first off lets just say I'm really doing this because I'm procrastinating on doing my paper that is due on Tuesday about heels <--- cool topic right? oui, mais now i have to research it and then write about it <--- lame,anyways my goal for tonight is to get some research done and 3 pages typed *minimum* its going to happen. than tomorrow i will get another 3-4 done and sunday i will finish. I got it planned out.
on other news, I'm all alone in the house, jeremy is out on spring break. I cant wait for him to get back because even though i'm not scared like the first time he left, i miss him terribly. and he keeps me in check. If he were here i would probably already have this paper done :(
AND my ankle hurts which is no good, cuz i dont have time to go to the doctor. I actually just called some and all the offices were closed, <--not cool. I'm going to try and call again tomorrow.
So today I met up with Jess and had our weekly lunch. Today we went to go get a yummy bo bon <------- LOVE IT. then we decided to go shopping and i bought some cute dresses and a jacket woot woot. i did get something productive (school related) done during this time, jess helped me film for my documentary of dolls and an antique shop. I loved it, got some good stuff and i actually got the man's voice which was good.
ok random thought have to do crunches and i'm listening to music.
Playlist:
Ex Lover is Dead - Star
Twilight - Vanessa Carlton (no relation to the book)
Fidelity - Regina Spektor
Clocks - Coldplay
Someplace only we know - Keane
do you see the slow song ness of my play list tis crazy
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